WHY DO YOU PEDDLE THE SAME DESIGN IN PAIRS?
Just in case you wanted to wear the same one twice, match with a friend, or if you mess up the application on your first try. You never know when a spare may come in handy. Thoughtful, huh?
HOW MUCH IS THE SHIPPING FOR THESE POTENT PICTORIALS?
Would you believe it? FREE shipping worldwide. Who doesn’t LOVE free shipping? We think making YOU pay for shipping is the real mental illness.
THESE ARE SWEET TATS, BUT HOW DO I REMOVE THEM?
Don’t worry. They come off with warm, soapy water. It’s usually pretty darn easy. We wouldn’t call ’em temporary if they didn’t come off!
HOW LONG DO THEY LAST?
They last at least 2 days. Some of the ones with intricate, fine lines may start to wear off after 2 but for the most part, they last about 4- 5 days.
I’VE BEEN LIVING UNDER A ROCK SINCE 1993 AND HAVEN’T EVER BOUGHT ANYTHING ON THE INTERNET BEFORE! IS IT SAFE?
Relax, uncle Remus, a lot has changed since the first gulf war. Internet commerce is all the rage, and as a result there are tons of uber-geek safeguards that keep your credit card number under lock and key.
HOW DO I KNOW WHAT SIZE I SHOULD GET? WHAT IF I’M A LARGE MAN UPON WHOM A MEDIUM SIZED TATTOO WILL LOOK MINISCULE? IS THERE NO OBVIOUS SCALE FOR ME TO CHECK AND SOLVE THIS MOST PRESSING DILEMMA?
First, take a deep breath. Try several and count to ten at the same time. Okay, check out our sizing chart to get an idea of our tattoo vs. your body part of choice. Next try comparing the photos of other people we have posted. If you have a specific question in mind then email us at email@example.com.
CAN I CHANGE OR CANCEL MY ORDER?
You’ll have to do so quickly. Did we mention our shipping is super fast? There’s a two hour window to correct any mistakes. To change or cancel orders swiftly send an email firstname.lastname@example.org.
THERE’S AN ERROR ON MY ORDER. THE TATTOOS AREN’T COMING, AND I’VE GOT AN ORPHANAGE FULL OF CHILDREN EXPECTING STOCKING STUFFERS. HELP.
Whoa, that’s a lot of pressure! Make sure you’ve completely filled out the order without any mistakes, especially your name, address, and payment information. If it’s still not working, then it might be a computer glitch. Email us email@example.com and we’ll sort it out for you.
I JUST PLACED AN ORDER, BUT I’M GREEDY AND REALIZED I WANT TO ADD MORE TO IT. WHAT CAN I DO?
Continue with your hedonism and place a second order.
Have a question that’s not already answered here? Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org